Do you have YOUR drivers license
Redneck Driver is License Application Last name:
________________
First name (check appropriate box):
/>[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
/>[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_]
Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack
/>[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) : ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician 2nd Spouse is Name: _________________________ 3rd Spouse is Name: _________________________ Lover is Name: ____________________________ 2nd Lover is Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Father is Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model of your pickup: _____________ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] MAXIM [_] TV Guide [_] Soap World [_] Rifle and Shotgun ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO [_] Weekly [_] Monthly How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] do not know
Do you have YOUR drivers license?
Redneck Driver is License Application
Last name: Jones
First name (check appropriate box):
[+] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: __17_ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ___+ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left __+_ Right Occupation: [+] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse is Name: ______________Martha_______ 2nd Spouse is Name: _________Eliza______________ 3rd Spouse is Name: _______________anne______ Lover is Name: _______________mary joe__________ 2nd Lover is Name: _______lady downt he street_______ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [+] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: _9_ Number of children living in shed: _7_ Number of children that are yours: _16_ Mother is Name: _____________mary joe________ Father is Name: _________________billy bob__ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 (4) (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [+] own or [_] rent ur mobile home? Vehicles you own & where you keep them: _5_ Total number of vehicles you own _1_ Number of vehicles that still crank _2_ Number of vehicles in front yard _1_ Number of vehicles in back yard _1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own & where you keep them: __1_ truck _1__ kitchen _2__ bedroom _1__ bathroom __4_ shed Model of ur pickup: _______chevy___ Year pickup produced: 1940____ Do you have a gun rack? [+] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:______________________. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [+] MAXIM [_] TV Guide [_] Soap World [+] Rifle & Shotgun _3_ Number of times you've seen a UFO _1_ Number of times you've seen Elvis _1_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [+] Not Applicable How many teeth? _9_ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [+] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [+] Red-Man How far is ur home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [+] don't know
LOL!!!
I bet that is how Earl Hickey got his.
This how I got mine:
http://license.shorturl.com/
LOL PIMP
I don't qualify for a Redneck License, but I know plenty of
people who would! LOL! Well, seriously, I really do know people who this
application fits to a T. I can not wait to share this with my redneck
boyfriend!
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