Survey : Do you agree that husbands sometimes try?
Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her well-meaning
husband.) Monday A.M. Dearest: Sleep
late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu
for dinner planned. Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: fruit
cup, finger-sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by bedside. See you around six.
Tuesday A.M. Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator. Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you about the Coke l put in the Thermoses? The school might call you on this. Dinner may be a little late. I am doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research. Your lunch is in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover chili. Wednesday A.M. powder in the flour canister! If you have time, could you please come up with a likely spot for Chris is missing shoes? We've checked the clothes hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers? There is some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the oven drawer. Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meatpacking house. Thursday A.M. Doris: Do not panic over water in hallway. It crested last night at 9 P.M. Will finish laundry tonight. Please pencil into following: 1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal? 2. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots? 3. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small boy is hand? 4. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when you open the door? l do not know what you're having for lunch! Surprise me! Friday A.M. Hey: Do not drink from pitcher by the sink. Am trying to restore pink dress shirt to original white. Take heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded, the house cleaned and the dinner on time. l called your mother.
Brilliant! So funny and true. Bless them, don't you just love
the way blokes can sometimes validate us without knowing it?
Holy Crappies you gave me a real good old belly laugh,it sounds
like my hubby sometimes.But at least he does try!!!!
That is quite a severe flu, pinning her to the bed for 5 days
(and being unable to comunicate verbally). Sounds more like malaria.
You see, that is why older unmarried guys are a better catch (for
unmarried women of course) - we've already learnt to do the household
chores (except looking after kids) ourselves ;o)
Nothing like, ''Good Old Chicken Soup For The Soul''. God bless
him for that IS LOVE. ;-)
Get well soon, and before the next pinned note on your pillow reads,
''H-E-L-P!!'' LOL
With so many notes left one wonders if the wife is still alive.
I mean after Tuesday she probably got pnemonia dont you think?
Funny though. :)
Only if we want something or to stay out of trouble.
Thanks for the laugh.
Nice one!
It mustve been getting bad if he had to call in the mother-in-law!
The shoes in boots cracks me up! XD
Wow! isn't that sweet?
Ofcourse we try.
Yes we screw some things up.
The most difficult part for us however is putting up with the wifes
criticism - even if you are doing just fine.
anyways thats just my $0.02
So funny,yes, lets face it, they are our babies, what will they
do without us?
That just about summed up all husbands trying to do our job.
They start off great but end up going down the tubes. Bless their lovely
hearts.
Ha! Good One. Yes, I guess they do try.
You poor thing!! Sounds like you'd better get well soon!!
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