MZ.Gigglez
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Friday, 13th of August 2010 03:54:09 PM
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk
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up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code
in
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3. Go to the Service Desk and
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ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers
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who is making a pyramid or a display of
something and as soon as they
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are finished with it, ask for the thing
that’s on the bottom and
have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud
speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale,
All Items 99%
Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count
at least
two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the theme
from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move
a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and
relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent
in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use
it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
12. Take pictures of
absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
begin to cry and ask ‘Why
can not you people just leave me
alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say “PICK
ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by
casting fishing poles into different
isles.
18. Play football
and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer
using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes
in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across
the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T. V. in the electronics
department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how
many weird looks
you get
24. Super glue quarters to the floor
and count how many people try to
pick them up
25. Switch all the
radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican
rap and turn the
volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around
the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk
very slowly,
humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around
your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random
strangers and say “l have not seen you in so
long!” etc. />31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play
Red Rover with other customers. Except do not tell them that
they're
playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy
aisle with a G. I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes
battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes
of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price
scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with
the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart
races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers. />48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the
books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51.
Running around the store screaming Walmart stinks, Walmart stinks/>let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candy bar. Eat it. Get back in
line. Buy another candy bar.
Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until
you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the
magazines, relax and if
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink;
explain that you don't
get out much, ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk
to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about/>unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal
position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices
again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours
screaming
“Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas/>61.Run up and down aisle with underwear on your head singing'' I am
captain underpants until someone stops you
62.Open three packs of
tissue and blow your nose in them and give them to other customers. />63.Take a bottle of tooth paste and wright''l was here''
64.Do the
worm in the middle of the store.
65. Run around the store
yelling''Code 4''
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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Sunday, 15th of August 2010 07:25:40 PM
u forgot number 66 - go into the store with a chainsaw and
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start cutting off peoples heads
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seabear
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Monday, 16th of August 2010 10:36:51 PM
how can you tell what ones are the tweakers at walmart? they
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have the buggy up side down fixing the wheels
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sweet angel baby
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Tuesday, 17th of August 2010 01:15:56 PM
OMG!!!! I laughed sooo hard when I read this... did u make this
sweet angel baby
up yourself or did u just get it off the internet?
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