ONE NATION MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_)
Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Polly
/>(_) Billy-Pauline (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ :
____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
/>Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic/ Taxi Driver (_) Fish
and Chip Shop Owner (_) Skinhead Spouse is Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother is Name:_______________________ Father is Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave > blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your caravan? (Check ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ ute ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen Model and year of your Ute: _____________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; please explain: (_) The Truth (_) Exposure (_) TV Week (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Guns & Ammo (_) Lock,Stock & Barrel ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man (_)Skoal How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 km (_)2 km (_)5 km (_)do not know
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